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"On my resume, I indicate that between June 1, 1954 and February 29, 1956, I was in the US Army."

"There is a joke I have told lots of times, which usually gets a laugh."

"A friend of mine called the other day inquiring whether, when you split a meal at a restaurant, you should tip on the cost of that meal or on twice the cost, since it required extra work."

"By now, most everyone has heard that smart-ass remark of some of my contemporaries: 'I don’t even buy green bananas'."

"When I was a small child, my mother taught me to say 'please' and 'thank you'."

"Sitting in the corner of my room, behind my two-drawer filing cabinet, is my last tennis racket."

"An article about the possibility of a merger of two tobacco manufacturers led me to think about my experience with smoking."

"My father was born in Kishinev in 1884, came to New York when he was around 20, leaving his parents and several brothers and sisters."

"The NY Times recently reported that the US Postal Service lost $2 billion this past quarter."

"I prefer the term 'Last Years' rather than 'End of Life.'"